He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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