Where are you?
In a non slutty way
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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