brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Randomize
