i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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