I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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