You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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