So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
