Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Randomize
