$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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