): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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