I look better un-naked...
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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