went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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