Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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