i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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