I can't watch pbs sober anymore
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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