Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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