I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Bring me that man meat
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Will exercising make me less horny?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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