Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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