So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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