I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
