If i come over, it means nothing
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
