im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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