Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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