what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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