...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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