i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just pynch a tree in the face
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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