Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
