I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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