can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
soo... how was my night?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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