Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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