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(973): View more from New Jersey

At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again

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(540): View more from Virginia

what do you have against ST

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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.

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(714): View more from California

so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.

(1-714): View more from California

yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...

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(218): View more from Minnesota

it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.

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(858): View more from California

I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking

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(914): View more from New York

He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete

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(224): View more from Illinois

I am never drinking with the goths again.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!

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