that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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