Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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