is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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