Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
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