i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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