So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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