Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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