could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
should my penis look like a turkey
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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