are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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