So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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