cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
