I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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