Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
i would punch a child for taco bell
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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