real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
All the doctor said was why
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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