i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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