How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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