but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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