fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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