the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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