remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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