Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
she told me i tasted like america
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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