The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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