glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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