Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize